SINGLE AF
The Situation
You swipe, you match, you hope. Then nothing. Your phone is dryer than your DMs. You’re not lonely, you’re just… hyper aware of how often you’re ordering for one. Netflix asks if you’re still watching and the answer is yes – because who else would turn it off? Your mom calls more than your crush does. The group chat goes quiet on Friday night because everyone’s busy with their “plus one.” And you? You’re perfecting the art of eating pizza in bed with your feet, scrolling endlessly through relationship advice and pretending this is exactly what you wanted all along. Safer than throwing yourself back into the toxic dating pool anyway.
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The Inspiration
This isn’t a celebration of independence, it’s a roast of desperation, dressed up in sarcasm and caffeine. Single AF takes its cues from all those morning bakery runs, those lonely-but-cute café moments where the only person treating you right is your barista. The muted purple and cream tones echo the vibe of oversized ice cream tubs and pastry boxes. Sweet, soft and just self-deprecating enough to feel relatable.
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The Scent
Milky Espresso. Smooth, creamy, chocolately – like a cappuccino that loves you back. Indulgent, cozy, a little addictive. The scent of your morning after, when your apartment is looking pristine as no one has ever been there for years. It's your 'waking up solo with no problems' ritual.
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The Timing
A morning scent. Your comforting, slightly delusional start to the day.
How to use
Burn responsibly and never leave them unattended.
Keep away from kids, pets, flammable objects and that one friend who always “borrows” your stuff.
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- Light the tip and let the flame burn for a few seconds.
- Blow it out to release its fragrance.
- Always place the stick securely in a holder on a stable, heat-resistant surface.
- Place it in a well-ventilated area.
Ingredients
Premium incense sticks made in Japan with high-quality ingredients – created by hand to ensure the finest experience.
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Base Materials: Tabu-no-ki, Makko powder, wood powder
This blend doesn’t have any allergens that require listing under EU law. But like every fragrance on earth, it’s still made of aroma molecules.
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EU law sets the line at 0.001%.
If an ingredient goes over, we have to list it. We do our best to stay under, but sometimes the chef's kiss scents live just past that line and we would rather give you something unforgettable than drop a product we don’t fully stand behind.
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We play by the rules – SDS compliant, fully documented under strict regulations, which means we don't hide anything.
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Warning!
- May cause an allergic skin reaction.
- Causes serious eye irritation.
- Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects.
- Hazardous respirable dust may be formed when used.
- Do not breathe dust.
